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Feb 16, 2005

Am getting new roommate, supposedly by Friday. Empty room v. messy, but as mess was caused by roommates, am going to let roommates clean it up. Roommates have gotten Playstation 2, have done little else since. Hopefully when new roommate is standing impatiently on doorstep, current roommates will vacate ass-shaped grooves in couch cushions they currently occupy and move some of their shit out of empty room.

Actually, have little reason to complain about current roommates. Aside from sudden mysterious trips to Europe and smoking in living room, have had no problems with current roommates. Esp. have no room to complain since haven't even told them smoking in living room bothers me. Not entirely sure what to do about sudden mysterious trips to Europe.

Speaking of which, mom, sister, mom's husband taking sudden mysterious trip to Europe next week. Was not invited or even notified until sister let slip, assuming I already knew about it. Am f.ing pissed. Want to go to Europe. Unlikely to do so, even w/ extensive scholarships.

Have journalism portfolio to turn in tomorrow. All articles nicely saved online via self-e-mailing, but totally inaccessible due to lack of internet in room and "security" features on apartment office computers. Fortunately only one article requires serious editing. Will do that one with paperwork on hand, the rest tomorrow.

Suddenly noticing that bulk of new subject-less posts taken up by homework-related bitching. Unfortunately, major issue in life right now is homework. This is marked improvement over...well...over entire life since turning 5 or so.

Bought cat new, fancy litter box. New litter box looks like little silver kitty spaceship, has flap over opening to control smell of dusty shit. Unfortunately, stupid litter box designers have flap resting against lower edge of opening, thus is anatomically impossible for cat to enter f.ing box except by shoving so hard that flap pops inward. Once cat has done so, becomes trapped inside.

Design brilliant for ensnaring rogue house cats; totally useless for, say, crapping in. Had to fish cat out of litter box three times. Pulled goddamn flap off.

-N
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