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Feb 22, 2005

And now it's time for...

THE AMAZING GALLERY OF CRAP PEOPLE WERE LOOKING FOR BUT ENDED UP HERE INSTEAD!
*** Presented for your perusal in descending order of whatever I feel like ***
{ NOW WITH HELPFUL ANNOTATIONS ! }

(drumroll please...)

  First of all we have
1. FEMALE SUPREMACIST
  and
2. FEMINIST BULLSHIT
  because lord knows where this blog would be without its extremist liberal politics.

  Next up are health concerns. There is no better place to look for info on
3. FLINTSTONES VITAMINS
  than your local college student's blog.

  Next is a group of those seeking religious enlightenment. First in this category is
4. RELAXING IN JESUS
  for the recreational worshippers. Next was a whole horde of variants on
5. BULLSHIT, JESUS, THOSE ARE TOTALLY MY FOOTPRINTS
  because some people just can't remember a quote. And last but not damned to eternal torment,
6. MOBSTERS SAVED BY JESUS
  - the ultimate proof of JC's redemption.

  Now we have
7. BRANDON PERLMAN.
  That one appeared twice - twice as many searches as for "NICK CIAROCHI." I was tempted to put this one in with religion, because honestly, are there no limits to self-worship? You can only google yourself so many times a day, and I know I can't be near the top of the list. I gave him the damn bagel almost a year ago, people!

  Finally, in the category of eerily close to home, we have a lonely search for
8. I SUCKED AT ACTING.
  What can I say? Ouch.
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