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Feb 11, 2005

Have not posted in bloody ages. Too lazy to apologize. Suspect it began with not wanting to write sappy post about new pet cat. Pet cat no longer v. new, thus am exempt.

Am getting v. old. Have hit big two-oh, over hill, am picking up speed, etc. Went fishing, caught book of old clichés.

Still underage, though. Damnable legislators.

Have been coerced into joining facebook. Now have alternative way to not really keep up with friends online. Not really keeping up with friends online v. convenient as don't have internet at home anyway.

Still waiting on student loan check. Check is reportedly in mail. Thought that financial livelihood hinges on behavior of postal workers v. comforting.

Sarcasm update: pointed.

Have received big black Fender Stratocaster. Am annoying roommates with it at every opportunity.

Suspect no one will even see this. Suspect absence of subjects in sentences will scare away anyone who does.

Planning to have new short, subject-less, informationally vacuous posts available daily. This seems to have worked for CNN.

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