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Feb 26, 2005

Have thin mints. Am trying to eat them slowly. Am having better luck saving thin mints than saving dinner mints. Ate four bags of dinner mints just last week. Teeth threatening to resign in protest.

Four posts (counting this one) until stupid Radiohead DVD post dies. Still don't have copy of Radiohead DVD but sick of reading about it. Particularly sick of incredibly lame "this makes me smile" tagline. Wonder what I was thinking. Was probably stoned.

Caroline sits behind me when I use her computer and it freaks the hell out of me. Can't even type properly.

Caroline going to beach. Family going to Germany. Hate all loved ones.

Thinking of moving into townhouse next year. Need to convince potential roommate not to abandon Athens in favor of trip to Antarctic. Suspect "nobody understands my problems" feeling actually justified in this case.

Want to write weekly religion column. Would start by criticizing faith-based persecution, then would criticize legislated morality, then smear douchebag apostle Paul. People who say living in bible belt no fun are full of it.

Hate new Jennifer Lopez song. Repetitive loop of saxophone most annoying sound in world. Lackluster vocals and inane lyrics no better, inconceivable mass appeal actually worse. Hate hate HATE pop music. Also fail to understand fad for sped-up Alvin/Chipmunks vocal samples in rap songs. Only good new music damn Green Day album. And fucking sellouts U2 with their fucking iPod jingle. Bastards.

Bought underwear yesterday. Would not rate mention except that CK insisted on chitchatting animatedly with cashier about her candy purchases, making mildly awkward process of buying underwear unbearably humiliating. Model on front of package kept staring stupidly at suddenly more human cashier as he clumsily failed to scan it properly. Never really appreciated self-checkout before.

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