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Nov 13, 2005

I was going to go to the HP premier as Jonny the Weird Sister, but my friends have prevailed upon me to go as Snape instead. I admit the hair works, and it'll be an opportunity to partially recycle my Wonka costume, but after what happened in the last book I might be attacked by angry nerds.

What are your thoughts?



Book Seven spoiler: Snape turns out to be the secret long-lost twin of weird sisters band member Jonny Greenwood! Harry is killed and Jonny must defeat Voldemort. He does so by using a sampler to fuck with the Dark Lord's spells and shoot them back at him. And they all live happily ever after with everything in its right place. Except Harry of course, who is dead.
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